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The Muther Fuckin' Hack
Supplies:
Dollar 25 (or whatever pop costs where you’re trying to do this)
A Specific Pop Machine (I'll explain later)
Fast Hands (the kind that come attached to your body)
Optional:
An Unmarked Card (preferably something you don't care about in case you accidentally drop it in the machine)
The Set-Up
So first we have to get the money I recommend stealing from one of those blind panhandling asshole's (mostly change so it works well for pop machines).
Next we need to find a pop-machine
As you'll note it has a glass front and a conveyor belt that moves up and down it also has a green pop bottle p.o.s that get's in our way.
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Start by choosing the most expensive or the pop closest to being sold out (the energy drinks are usually the most expensive) because you will get you money back on this pop but it will show up as sold out put your money in the machine and get ready to hold the door.
Through the green dispenser pop bottle thing (awkward angle I know) it probably hurts you arm.
The pop will fall onto the raised conveyor belt which will rise to the level of the door and then attempt to push the bottle through the door; it will fail because your hand is keeping it securely shut
Ideally the conveyor belt will sink back down to the bottom of the machine and try this again (the trip down will be remarkably slower) hold the door once more and unless the machine has been modified it will give you your initial investment back and you won't be able to buy that number again.
Put money back into the machine and buy you final pop (it won't get sold out but it will cost whatever you put into the machine)
The Pop Machine | Hold this door | The Belt |
VERY IMPORTANT:
Hold the door shut until the pops are touching each other. This will not work if the door has a chance to shut (between the two pops in this case) as soon as the door shuts the conveyor belt stops and the retracts leaving a pop bottle floating in the machine for the next guy who buys pop. Hopefully you can pull the first bottle out fast enough to get the second.
**You can try to repeat the middle part (put more than one pop onto the conveyor belt before buying the “final” pop) but I do not suggest it and I definitely do not suggest it for more than 3 pops in total including the final pop the reason is that you need incredible fast hands to pull out the bottles fast enough before the conveyor belt stops spinning.**
The O-Shit Factor
What to do when shit hits the fan:
There are a number of ways that this can go wrong
Pop get stuck. Depending on what bottle type pops occasionally get stuck in between the conveyor belt and a metal bar.
Try and pry open the door (it opens outward) and force the pop free (easier said than done)
To pry open the machine I recommend fingernails or an unmarked card (you might drop it on accident and lost it in the machine) this part requires a lot of feeling for where exactly the door is but you'll get it eventually.
The other thing that might happen is that you mess up an just have a pop on conveyor belt looks like you'll be getting 3 for the price of two then.
Important: I know of one machine where it simply didn't give you your money back anymore thus suggesting coke has a firmware fix out there that hasn't been widely applied.
Credits
Drew- Blame him for the shitty pics
Stephen- Blame him for the shitty article although good job on figuring this out!
Justin- Blame him for shitty site
OK ttyl guys we have more projects coming up. E.g. Hydro-Boost, Termite and Some cool coil guns.
(A little bit Calvert Essix Spurrier (the third))
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